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Variety is reporting that a new film from Christopher Nolan is due to come out on July 21, 2017.

That is literally all that we know. What could this movie end up being? I have a few ideas…

Here are twenty movies that Christopher Nolan could be making:

  1. Nolan’s Howard Hughes movie that he has long wanted to make.
  2. The Dark Knight Rises with the notes I provided.
  3. A thriller starring Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway, Cillian Murphy, Marion Cotillard, and Michael Caine.
  4. An adaption of MR. VERTIGO by Paul Auster.
  5. A Luke Wilson dramedy.
  6. Historical drama about the Wright Bros.
  7. Pitch Perfect spin-off.
  8. Sweeping animated drama about a throat lozenge.
  9. Sweeping animated drama NOT about a throat lozenge.
  10. A proper film about a proper subject.
  11. Something important.
  12. Something that feels important, but turns out that it’s not really that important.
  13. A movie about shifting aspect ratios.
  14. Live action CAPTAIN PLANET film.
  15. Autobiopic of Christopher Nolan.
  16. A movie about something that crawls out of a crater.
  17. A STAR WARS Story about Salacious Crumb.
  18. The long-awaited sequel to BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM.
  19. A movie about the birth of film.
  20. Hopefully something good. I didn’t care that much for INTERSTELLAR, but found there to be enough going on visually to be interesting. His Dark Knight trilogy ended kind of weak, too. Hopefully he can recapture the brilliance of INCEPTION and THE PRESTIGE. Hire a new writer. Adapt a new book. I wasn’t kidding when I suggested MR. VERTIGO. I think that would be a really great fit for him. If you haven’t read that book, I strongly suggest you check it out. You can buy it here on Amazon.
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